Here are a few I had a jiggle about with;
Hover in a similar way to a refined caterpillar, insert toxin akin to an apis.
Whilst trawling through ‘famous quotes’, I have discovered that Winston Churchill was hilarious. I knew he was cool but I didn’t know just how sharp and funny he was. Aw, England once had a geat PM! ;(
Here are a few of his quotes;
It is the inalienable right of every Englishman to pronounce foreign words exactly as he pleases.
Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.
When I look back on all these worries I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened.
Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
Out of intense complexities, intense simplicities emerge
It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it.
If you are going through hell, keep going.
And possibly my favourite;
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
I have just been ORDERED by HIM to end this post with a ‘quote’ (?)
With a sudden, bewildering aggression He jumped up and blurted out, “If I saw Prince in the street, I would definitely kick him in. Stick that on your blog”!