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Saturday, 12 February 2011

"Beef, Chicken, Sausage Surprise? Beef, Chicken, Sausage Surprise"?

  PC Airlines in Thailand are hiring transsexuals to work as cabin crew after recieving hundreds of job applicants from them. 
OH COME ON?! That's just far too sexy!
It's a nice idea to get them out of those seedy bars and give them a bit of normal job but you just know the seats will be filled with the same types of 'men' who leered at them on the ground.  Fat sweating pervs who you wouldn't want babysitting.  The fact that they are now in 'unavailable' roles, will add fuel to the baggy stained y fronts of these  passengers and it'll turn into a crazed 'Carry on'.  And I reckon the laydeez will not be innocent in all of this debauchery either. They'll have their, 'Mr DUDWEEE' radars on from take off and the mile high club will have to get an extention out the back! 
A colleague, let's call her 'Pup', told me when she went on a family holiday to france and the coach driver was a tranny called Emma.  Pup's little brothers seat was broken so Emma strode forward in her skirt and with one mighty punch from a hairy forearmed fist, fixed the chair.  Pup said a few passengers complained that they felt their driver wasn't dressed correctly, which I found odd.  I really do think 'each to their own' and it's what peoples personalities are like that counts BUT, let me get my Daily Mail hat on (JOKE) - chicks with d*cks is all a little too much.
Call me old fashioned but I don't want to have to complain, "excuse me Miss-ter but there's a ping pong ball in my soup, oh, and your flies are undone".


  1. If you had to choose between a chick with a dick and a man with no dick, which would you choose?

  2. Well GB, depends who had the most money (JOKE) I'm not a leslie but then again, i'm not ready for celibacy either, so I'd have to choose the man but gadget him up ahhaha
    Thanks for your comment, your blogs cool too! ;)